Friday, March 7, 2025

Go Surf!

Youth sports is fun. At least, it's more fun to watch that I would have guessed. But it does get a little pricey. To combat this, Corrie signed me up to be an assistant coach. At least that's what she thought. But, signing up as a coach erases the price to that family, so that's more than enough motivation.

When I went to one of the "assistant coach" meetings, they said: Be sure to be here for the tryouts, so you can keep track of players for the draft a few days later, and then don'tmiss the draft, and soon we'll get your team name and cap designs.

My raised eyebrows said, Umm, what? Running a practice in the first few weeks was more stressful than coaching the games; I can say that with experiences as the head-coach, draft-maven, and team-namer.

Originally I went with the name Tyrants. I was going togo with a t-rex theme, and it sounded like it fit the times, anyway. I was going to go with a a black and white, cursive, uplifting script team name across the chest, white letters on black shirt, so we could have black pants (score one for non-white pants). But this was nixed on account of having to steal the images and jersey designs from established teams, and beyond a novel I'm writing, there are no major league, minor league, or college team sporting that name.

After a long discussion with Cass, and going back and forth a few times between a few other names, I made the executive decision and chose the Surf, as in: the Long Beach Surf. I went with an LA soccer team from the late 70s for the cresting wave logo, but really, I was interested in a cyan (sky blue) cap with the neon green interlocking LB cap. I thought the cap would stand out.

The jersey folks told me they changed the hat plan, but thought it would work. They settled on:


Navy crown, cyan button, vents, and bill, and the neon green LB, reminiscent of both the Seahawks and the TB Rays (Corrie had suggested all navy with the green LB, so as to read it better from a distance).

It's turned out to be the runaway star of the season, with everyone complimenting it and asking if there are more, here in the Southland as well as my people from across the country.

Here's Cass's #3 kit:


My jersey is numbered 99 (All rise!) and so far we're 1-0 on the season.


It wasn't that hot, but I was sweating nonetheless...

This coaching deal has been something new. I got used to different titles: chef, mister...and now I'm called "coach" pretty regularly by a certain tiny group of parents and kids. 

Go Surf!