I mean...maybe the joke is worth it?
Saturday, September 5, 2026
Sunday, August 9, 2026
Rancho Los Cerritos
Before we left for Texas, I wrote about Juan Temple. I mentioned that the headquarters for his cattle ranch was located at the Rancho Los Cerritos, a spot on the land he bought from his wife's family, the Corta, and it stretched from the adobe down to the beach.
I was surprised that this piece of California history was literally up the street from us:
We went and visited the museum today. After a summer spent in Europe looking at historical artifacts and learning about how the culture in the vicinity of those former fortresses and palaces developed, it was nice to drive up the street for a few minutes and do the same for my own neighborhood.
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| An approaching shot |
I read a few sentences about how the land made it into the hands of the Spanish: Cortez signed a land grant of 300,000 acres (nearly 470 sq. mi) to one of his soldiers, Nieto. I'm sure this happened often, frankly, but this was from the land grant I live on, so...
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| Blacksmith Room |
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| Laundry Room |
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| Library |
The library was in the main house, the top/bottom of the big rectangular U-shape, as was the parlor and dining room areas. It had an upstairs, but it was closed today due to issues with the flooring.
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| Main House Portion; Parlor (Living Room) |
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| Main House Portion; Dining Room |
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| Is that...is that a magnolia? |
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Farm, 2026
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| An exterior shot of the premises; cute |
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| Another day, another window sill nap |
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
How many were there?
Say you are on vacation with your six-year-old. Also say that it's been hot---like 100 and up---and you like to do nice walking things on vacation, like museums, galleries, and other public sights. Let's add to this mixture a new museum! It won't have air-conditioning, but because enormous former palaces have cavernous rooms, it won't be so bad.
How shall we keep the six-year-old engaged with such a long walk around the Royal Museum of Art in Brussels? When she'd rather be sitting anywhere else? Well...we chose a scavenger hunt of sorts. And I imagine this would work with six-year-old everywhere.
Corrie got Camille to count the butt-cracks they could see in any sculpture or painting. It went from, Maybe this will work, to Oh man! Look how pissed those other people are! This is awesome! And Camille was fully on board.
I think the number settled on 27.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
More Research in Needed...
There is a street parallel to our street, Elm, about two miles east:
- Born in Reading, Massachusetts in 1796 as Jonathan Temple
- Worked as a merchant in Hawai'i before 30 years old (possibly arrived as a missionary, but it is murky); captained his own vessel (1823)
- Ran afoul of local Hawai'ian leadership (possibly for smuggling or running booze to natives), had his property seized.
- Things died down, but he knew he should probably leave; 1827 lands in the coastal Mexican city of San Diego. Converts to Catholicism, learns Spanish, changes name to Juan, moves to the puebla of LA by 1828, opens first general store in what would become DTLA
- Marries into the powerful local family, the Corta.
- Bought a large piece of land from his wife's family, Rancho Los Cerritos; puts tons of cattle on it. His ranchero adobe was a few miles from us in Long Beach, and he had cattle from his hacienda all the way to the ocean, at least 20,000 acres.
- During the Mexican-American War, the American troops used his adobe in LB as a headquarters, After pushing out the Mexican military, they were less cool to the relatively loyal locals, and Temple's wife, Rafaela Corta, led the insurgency with bullets from her husband's shop.
- What the American's knew is still murky, because after insurgency, they made Juan Temple essentially the mayor of Los Angeles.
- Enlarged fortune with beef sales to NorCal during the Gold Rush.
- 1850s-era economic downturn caused trouble; then floods one year and a drought the next, and eventually they had to sell the Rancho Los Cerritos land.
- Moved to San Francisco and died later, in 1866. Rafaela Corta moved back to her daughter's place in Paris, France,when she eventually passed as well. (Juan and Rafa had a daughter, Francesca, who married a Spanish merchant, who eventually moved back to Spain, and then onto Paris, a city in which everyone in their family found lovely and enticing.)
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Cass, IMAX, and Opening Day with the Stories We Still Tell
Around the year 2300 MHs, the kingdom of Ilias, or Troy, fell.
Or not.
But for many reasons, stories about the fall of Troy, and defeat of said Trojan kingdom at the hands of the Achaeans (we call them Greeks) over a bride theft, has been one of the Western world's founding stories.
Why, out of all the poems or songs or pieces of storytelling is this historical piece the one kept alive by countless generations? Kept alive before most people could read or write, kept alive through the churn of history, and even today in the Iliad and the Odyssey, characters form this story are alive with us.
In the waning days of of the year 5507 MHs (yesterday), Cass and I attended an opening day, 3pm 70 mm IMAX showing of Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey."
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| "Take a picture of the IATSE sign," Cass told me |
That screen seemed the same dimensions as out television, but it was so freaking big. SO big. BIG.
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Detritus of the Brain from Our Visit to Europe
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The Smurfs! Oh my goodness, I forgot the Smurfs.
In the 1958 the Atomium was finished and opened in Brussels. But something else debted that year as well, and they were also a Belgian creation, "Der Shtrumpfs," which was later Anglicized as "The Smurfs."
I had no idea before going that the Smurfs were a Belgian thing, like mayo on fries, huge-dimpled waffles, and angry French/Dutch.
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I meant to find and share the following slide. I took the picture with Corrie's phone and sent it to mine, lovingly referring to it as "Nerd stuff:"
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Table of Contents for Germany and the Low Countries 2026
International Pynchon Week 2026, Dortmund, Germany, baby!
- Just got home
- Introduction
- Numbers Fun
- Day Zero
- Dortmund
- International Pynchon Week 2026
- Aachen
- Brussels
- WTF Watches
- Antwerp
- Amsterdam
- Journey Home
- Staying in Epic Places
- Graphic Novels, and the Missed One
- BEER!
- Laundry
- Field Trip to Coal Mine
- Movies on a Plane
- Conclusions
- Detritus of the Brain
All in All...
Holy hell, a fantastic trip!
Originally part of the plan was to visit Bruges and possibly Ghent, but as the heat dome settled down on us in Dortmund, we called an audible and decided to skip both. Too much time in a bus on multiple days.
The kids did well, but obviously not every second was sunshine and happy times. We rode bikes, we painetd pictures, we ate some exotic grub, and we sweated the sweat of weary Yanks. We watched soccer and some of the Dwayne Johnson Hercules movie.
Cass found numerous young ladies with which he could start conversations. Camille painted pictures and made jokes, and both kids kept up quite well with our shenanigans. They may have been complaining and bitchy for plenty of it, but they made it all the same, all seven to twelve miles of walking a day.
Hopefully the memories will be there for our youngest. I think they'll be foundational for Cass. Time will tell.
Good times, for us, for sure. We've been at it for a few years now, but...I guess this is what we do.
Movies on Planes
As I round out the collection of pieces from our European adventure, I thought I'd mention some movies that I saw on the airplanes.
Back in 2019, I saw Dog Day Afternoon for the first time on the airplane to Rome (and watched it on the way back, too).
The big movie for me this time was this year's Oscar nominee "The Secret Agent:"
Have you seen it? It't hard to describe. It sticks with you, which is something. The opening scene has our star, Oscar nominated Wagner Moura, driving a VW Beetle into a gas station outside of Recife, in northern Brazil, during Carnival in 1977. The corpulent worker wearing a shortsleeved button-up shit with no buttons buttoned, fills his tank and explains why there's a corpse in the parking lot covered with a sheet of cardboard. Cops do show up, but not for the corpse ("They'll be here soon for him," they say), but really just to extort Wagner Moura's character. He gives them his remaining cigarettes.
It's engaging, but hard to explain why, and the whole thing is like that.
I also watched, fully silently, a little Quebecois movie with the translated name "Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person:"
Forgot one!
Field Trip to Zeche Zollern
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
Laundry, In Three Parts
The First
The Second
We were leaving the next day from Brussels, and the need was there again to get the piles of sweaty clothes through the washer. I put eyes on while we were walking around town the day before, or earlier in the day, and it was similar to Dortmund in that it was on a screen where you have to choose, and pay, and get change. I took the kids with me, but then Corrie finished up her museum visit and came and got them, as I sat, sweaty, wearing my swim trunks, their mesh undergarment making the time unpleasant.
The Third
We were heading home a few days later, but the kids weren't going to make it with their underwear, and so I headed out again one bright evening in Amsterdam, with the heatwave having mostly broken. This was the closest spot, and there were very few washers or dryers, and I'm not sure if anyone using it while I was there lived in the neighborhood. Again, it was expensive, and again it didn't work very well, but...that's the job.










































