Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Kentucky Derby is Still Decadent and Depraved...

...and is, apparently, getting an NFL player in trouble.

Wes Welker, a feel-good story player made famous playing for Tom Brady in New England, has been suspended for the first four games of this season, this time missing playing time with the Broncos and Peyton Manning.

Why was he suspended? Well, it turns out that his appeal was denied. He failed a drug test. What did he fail for? Was it steroids, which, oddly, nobody seems to care about in football, despite people's health and livelihoods being literally on the line?

Nope. Ecstasy.

He failed for MDMA.

He was at the Kentucky Derby. Getting his fade on, apparently. I've heard he won big, like BIG, and was handing out hundred dollar bills to strangers on the way out of Churchill Downs. Check out the picture:


He's even dressed like our favorite son of Louisville.

Where's Steadman to tell the story in pictographs when you need him?

1 comment:

  1. that is one strange story..... and wow for that stack of bills....

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