Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The Horror! Ghastly Visions from a Desert Sea

Perfect for Halloween, there are a few crazy pictures from the Salton Sea, our previous Saturday's destination. This is pretty much a preview of a few posts from that brackish lake, the stench still fresh on the brain.


The shore wasn't sandy; it was made of fishbones and those crunchy puka-looking shells. That, and lots of dead fish.


Lots.

The pictures don't do it justice. I'll revisit the fish in the later posts, but it was eerie. No flies. No bacteria to decompose the fish. The birds didn't even seem interested. Dead fish everywhere. Unsettling, for sure.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Day 30 Fake Out

The fake out is on how good the link is. I guess that's up to you, my fine readers, on whether or not a post about an old PCL team's caps and a word about their history is really all that great.

That was one of the problems with the post-a-day experiment. I have a few posts coming up, one about the Salton Sea, another about Condors, that take more time than I have to put towards them as of right now, and don't fit the rush of trying to do one a day on a deadline. The tiny posts are sometimes classic pieces of writing, little golden nuggets, but those are in the minority.

The jump link for today is an old idea, the essence of which I've been toying with for months; the Open Status of the PCL. I had a huge retrospective on west coast baseball working, but I never could find the right angle, or more information...something was missing. So it comes to this, a blip on a filler post about caps from the Pacific Northwest.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Day 29: Almost Done With October Folly

I'm almost done with the self imposed October a-post-a-day project. I have four here, right now, but they're mostly filler. There might be some cool stuff embedded here and there, but, that's for you, my lovely readers, to decide.

The first is one of today's two sports posts, about Giants teams dropping some science on teams from cities that begin with the letter D. Because that somehow makes sense. The second is about the Chargers.

The third is one of two food posts, a how-to on carving a chicken thigh, deboning it anyway, while the last post is about the lovely jujubee.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

"Now It's Your Problem, Dickhead"

I mentioned a few times during the posts about riding our bikes to the Tar Pits that afterward sidewalk grilling we rode over to the old art-house theater--fancifully named the Art Theater--and watching Argo, which was pretty good. Being pretty well twisted on the ride over there (less than a mile down 3rd, and then up to 4th at Cherry) I was enjoying the visceral fact of it all: we could just ride down to an independent theater and watch a movie. Just like the Palm Theater, only farther.

I mentioned it a few times not because I liked the theater or the movie that much, but because some asshole cut the lock off our bikes and stole my fucking bike. For the second time. But left Corrie's. Which is great and surprising. If you could easily steal a vintage Ferrari or a lemon Caravan, being that they were right next to each other, what would you go for?

My fucking leg-breaking bike. My pain-in-my-ass creaky but regularly-complimented bike. I never understood how people loved my bike as much as they said...it was okay looking, I guess. Some jerkass doesn't know just what they've got.

Maybe it does looks kinda cool...


But, we didn't call it the "Death Bike" for no reason.

Now, while part of me isn't so upset that that shitty bike is no longer in my possession, I don't like having my personal belongings violated and taken from me. This bike, though, is Bad Karma with a capital Brooklyn (BK).

I wasn't about to take this sitting down.

I put that photograph above to good use. I designed a poster to paper the neighborhood where it happened, calling out the poor bastard who jacked it:


"This bike was stolen from Cherry and 4th on Sat, October 20th. It broke my femur. Now it's your problem, Dickhead" is what the paper says. I went out under cover of darkness and posted almost half my stock:


I was trying to shame the thief, and make it obvious that this "cool" orange bike was a stolen commodity. There were never any other types of this cheap Chinese made bicycle I'd seen, making it pretty unique.

I went back a few days later, some of the posters are still there.


Dumbass. Dickhead. A pox on thee....but I didn't even have to call it. It's just a matter of time.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Day 27: Link to Roasted 'Shroom Recipe

Mushrooms. If you like them, you'll be salivating over my butter-basted roasted mushroom recipe. If you don't, well, I'm sorry---there are sublime things you'll be missing out on. Maitakis man! Maitaki mushrooms...beyond description...

The truth is, this recipe works for any roasted vegetables or mushrooms. I've done it for cauliflower, broccoli, romesco, mushrooms of many kinds (as the recipe shows)...I even had a job in New York where we repeated the tactic over and over as part of our daily prep work. That was the most hard-core restaurant I ever worked, as probably as close to the Ratatouille environment as any other place I worked. Well, maybe Vong...maybe I'll write about those places later.

Don't cook your psilocybe mushrooms! I've read psilocybin breaks down at too low a culinary temperature.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Benoit for Detroit

Day 26 Notes: (Jump Link at the End)

I looked at the baseball game the other day, Game 1 of the World Series, and saw in a road Detroit jersey---the grey trimmed with navy and orange and the cursive name of the city "Detroit"---and noticed the I was looking at a pitcher named Joaquin Benoit.

And I thought: is that the first time two different words ever appeared on a shirt of any kind that both ended in "oit"?

After watching that first game, you just knew Pablo Sandoval was locked in. That first inning when Justin Verlander, the best pitcher in the game, was making the start for the Tigers, the announces were tripping over themselves to load superlatives over the airwaves. He was making his 94 and 95 mph pitches to wherever he felt like, until Pablo came up.

Verlander went up in the count 0-2. He threw one of his strikeout pitches, a high strike, 95 or 96 mph. He could have elevated it a little more, but it was not a mistake pitch; it wasn't fully unhittable, but most people wouldn't have had a chance.

Sandoval hit the shit out of it, out to just-right of straight-away center. You knew it, too, that second it left the bat. Giants up 1-0.

In the third inning the batter before Pablo, Marco Scutaro (who's the elder statesmen on the Giants and red-hot right now) drove in a run to make the score 2-0, when Pablo came up and hit a pop-up with some gas, and watched it sail over the fence in left-field. 4-0.

Next time he came up the pitcher was no longer Justin Verlander, rather it was a guy with his entire name on his jersey, a guy named Al Albuquerque. Why does he need his whole name up there? How many black guys named "Albuquerque" can there be in the big leagues? 

Pablo Sandoval hit a bad pitch out for another homer, making him 3 for 3 on the night, with three homers and 4 RBIs. His next at bat he got a single, giving him a batting average of 1.000, and a slugging percentage of 3.250.

Yesterday was game two, and the starting pitchers were named Fister and Bumgarner. Bumgarner's first name is Madison, and his nickname is naturally MadBum.

MadBum and Fister. You can't make this stuff up.

I think I have a rambling post in me about how San Francisco is the Head Capital of the world, but not 'til later.

Here's a link to a post about Two Things from The Garlic Ballads that I felt like sharing with Norm, two of the more interesting things in that angry novel.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Day 25 and Camera-Phone Picture Discussions

I found a few things to talk about from the pictures on my phone. There are actually more than a few discussions that I'll be getting into, but for the purposes of this "post-a-day" project I tied myself up with, the first two posts got churned out, rather mechanically.

The first is about doing laundry on Fridays, and has a nod to the Harvey Keitel movie Smoke. The second is about the artsy FX package of "filters", a discussion that I wanted to make after taking pictures of the same spot with and without one of my more favorite effects.

It was the pilings at the top of that quarry during the long hike with Norm in late May.

In any case, there will be more to follow, but there are the tasters--the appetizers, really.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Things You Can Vote on in LA County

"County Measure B: Shall an ordinance be adopted requiring..." is how the reading on the ballot starts. This is one of the Los Angeles County measures that we're voting on, and the beginning is similar to many other county measures on other ballots this November. It's what follows that sets it apart:

"...requiring producers of adult films to obtain a County public health permit, to require adult film performers to use condoms while engaged in sex acts..." Something about the government in the bedroom had me bristling a little bit back when they were collecting signatures. It makes some sort of sense in the realm of economics and what's a taxable thing, I guess, since there will be a product that can generate funds in multiple states, and if it generates a taxable thing, then the government tends to claim they have authority to regulate it. Measure B goes even further:

"...require adult film performers to use condoms while engaged in sex acts, to provide proof of blood borne pathogen training course," to make them post such data and make violators of the ordinance subject to civil fines and criminal charges. I paraphrased there at the end, but I left off the question mark that is necessary when we remember the beginning, "Shall and ordinance be adopted..."

It's known as the Porn Star Measure.

The ordinance would require porn stars to be educated in blood borne pathogens? Can't say that's a particularly bad thing.

I think this measure may be a little late. Isn't the whole world moving to a YouTube mentality, even the porn industry? I read a while back that the pornography was at that time a fourteen-billion dollar a year industry. I don't think that's a realistic projection going forward, though.

How do you regulate people who make bad decisions mixing alcohol with their digital cameras? I don't think you can, and since those people aren't out to make money, I don't think the authority even exists---it's just consenting adults and a film-making device.

I guess that's the heart of who gets effected by Measure B. "Big Porn" get's rocked, leaving the amateurs to Amateur Porn, which would seem still mostly unregulated. Government can't assume they have jurisdiction over consenting adults doing whatever the hell they feel like in the privacy of their own room.

But maybe Big Porn is due for a bit of regulation. Fourteen-billion dollars annually is a lot of cash; that's more than twice NFL money.

Twice the NFL. And then still some more.

So, now, shall we require them to wear condoms and learn about blood borne pathogens? That doesn't seem like it will even cost too much, besides setting up, and checking up on, the database.

"Rocked" doesn't seem like an accurate description of how Big Porn will be effected. And even the people out collecting signatures spoke of how Measure B enjoys wide support from industry brass as well as the rank and file.



Yup...this is my county and her votables...

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

La Brea Bike Adventure, Part 4: LACMA

We spotted a cool shaped building away from the sticky and softly smelling tar, and headed towards it. There was some cool bamboo, which is always photogenic:


What we were seeing was the Japanese Addition to the LACMA, the LA County Museum of Art. There were a few cool looks offered by the Japanese Addition:


What is it that's so cool about helix? (It's DNA, that's why.)



Following a walking path we went around a corner and entered a sculpture garden. There were a few cool looking things back there:



Then we cam to one of the front entrances for the LACMA. With it's towering lines it looks pretty impressive:


We didn't go inside (mostly time constraints, same as the Page), but we did walk around and noticed a cool hangy, yellow rubberband type material, an interactive installation. Something that was cool, that you could walk through and touch, it made quite an impression:



That one gives an idea on the scale.

After this, we pretty much turned and went back to the bikes, got a "snack", got the subway, switched at 7th back to the Blue line, and soon enough I was starting a sidewalk fire.

We would head to the movies later in the evening.

La Brea Bike Adventure, Part 3: Tar Pits

Hancock was a rancher who purchased land from the Rancho la Brea land grant, and today the park with the tar pits is called Hancock Park, and is in downtown Los Angeles. La Brea is Spanish for "the tar". It had been known as dangerous for a while, and the big pit with the elephant is man made.

For thousands of years petroleum would seep up through the crust to the surface, and is still occasionally pumped from under nearby 6th St. At this site, over the millenia, the elements that made the petroleum mostly liquid evaporates, and the remaining substance is called either "tar", which is coating and sticky, or called "asphalt", which we know as had blacktop but here is mostly mounds. Whether it's tar or asphalt depends on how much evaporation has occurred.

The sticky tar would get covered by dust or water, and animals would get stuck in it, and eventually die. Predators would happen by, see animals trapped, and jump and get a meal, only to get themselves stuck, and then they eventually die. Their bones would end up preserved in the tar/asphalt, only to be excavated today and shown off at the Page Museum:


The petrol products do smell pretty serious, but it's not as bad as you may think: it's not choking or an overpowering stench. But the tar pokes up all over the place, having little regard for the man made fencing around the larger spots. Here's a spot where you can get a stick all gooey, like I did:


This is an excavation shack, and if you look close, you can see some flags in the pit. Each flag represents a spot of a fossil that is corresponding to a larger drawing in the room from which we're looking.


Here's a gas bubble coming up through some tar, an iconic picture from this attraction:


We didn't go inside the museum, but we did notice that the LACMA (LA County Museum of Art) is also on the Hancock Park grounds, which gave us a little more stuff to check out. For us, on this adventure, the journey was part of the show...

La Brea Bike Adventure, Part 2: Sculptures

We arrived at the back entrance and locked up our bikes. One of the first things you can really see is the relief sculpturing along the top of the Page Museum's upper facade:


Here's a dynamic closeup of that relief sculpturing:


Sculptures, one of the things we were interested in seeing at Expo Park, are all over this park, and range in style from relief, like above, to sentry guards like below, with a pair of fighting saber-toothed tigers:


All the way to the very realistic looking California elephants stuck and dying in the biggest remaining tar-pit:


That's a pretty stark situation. It's terrifying and depressing at the same time, especially because of the family having to watch one of their own dying:


And look how expressive that baby elephant looks:


That sculptor must be a master.

I wanted to separate out the grounds from the sculptures, since there were many pictures. It was after this that we started to really get a sense for the place and it's continued relevance to Angelinos sense of self.

La Brea Bike Adventure, Part 1: Bike Ride

The beginning of the bike-ride adventure had an odd impetus. I first found cool places to camp for free (a site in the Carrizo Plain), then found cool sights in Los Angeles to drive to, like the houses used in the television show "Modern Family" (Mitchel and Cam's place is in reality less than two miles from Claire and Phil's), then thought about some cool stuff we did as kids, like the tar pits, and stuff we never did as a kid, like Exposition Park.

Then I thought about abandoning the car idea, and moving the adventure to bikes. Both the La Brea Tar Pits and Expo Park would be accessible through a combination of bikes and subway rides.

Then we talked about Sidewalk Grilling and then hitting up the movie at the Long Beach Art Theater, the Art Deco theater on 4th, less than a mile away.

Once the latter half of the day was decided upon, we needed to choose between the pits and Expo Park. The pits just sounded cooler. That, and there was a USC home game on the same day, which would have crowded up the Expo Park sculpture hunt, since the Coliseum is also on the Expo Park grounds.

So that gave us one thing to go to on the subway to subway to bike. Blue line to Purple line to Wilshire and Western, the end of the line in Koreatown. I scribbled out a little map to take. Wilshire to Manhattan to 4th to Cochran to 6th to the Park. It was maybe three miles.


We didn't get over to 4th that fast, instead we went down 5th for a little while, and below is a shot of a palm-lined stretch of that street:


Now, if you can zoom in on that palm-lined street, on the left-hand side, down the way, there is barely visible  a trio of people. I noticed them as I went by, and later checked to see if they came up on the camera, which they do. There are two women and one guy; one women was posing for the guy who had a camera, doing a sexy/coy look at the camera while wearing tight clothes, while the other women was attending to some other production-assistant duties. It was an exterior shot of the girl and the house. Are there any fellas out there that know what that's all about?

Who guesses that we'd see a silver Vlad Lenin sculpture?


This post is mostly for pictures from the ride itself. Here's a street perpendicular to 4th, looking north, and the Hollywood sign is visible on the mountain.


We stopped in for a snack before getting back to the train. We were in Koreatown, and thought about getting just an appetizer and maybe an entree, splitting both. They brought a plate kim-chi (that I wolfed down, along with a second plate) and a plate of pickled radishes and onions with a soybean paste dipping sauce. It was ostensibly a Chinese restaurant, and we ordered pot-stickers (I had some in SF with Tony and Emily, and still had a hankering) as an appetizer. They brought out eight fried dumplings. Next was spicy vermicelli and pork, and the table was filled up pretty quick for our afternoon snack.


They even brought us a tiny cup of fro-yo for free as a dessert with the bill.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Discovering Mo Yan

On her way home one night recently Corrie was listening to NPR, and they were discussing the just-announced winners of the Nobel prizes: Chemistry, Physics, Literature and Peace. Econ came later. She heard them discussing the Chinese writer who's been banned multiple times in China and continually aggravated the government because he advocates reading foreign literature and generally broadening horizons. His style was described as "hallucinatory realism". That really caught Corrie's attention. That sounded to her like it could be used to describe my fiction style, and some of the other styles of writers we both enjoy.

A rabble-rousing author who's been banned and writes with a style called hallucinatory realism? That's right up my alley. She couldn't remember his name, but that's an easy fix with the internet.

His pen name is "Mo Yan", but his real name is Guan Moye. In the traditional Chinese way of people-names, Guan is his last name.

Mo Yan translate to a command: Don't Speak. It was something he was told over and over by his parents when he was a boy during the post-revolution political climate.

Very cool, I remember thinking, and went about looking up his books online. Amazon had one of his most recent books, Life and Death are Wearing Me Out, for a reasonable price, as well as most of his others. I found the webpage for the actual publisher of his work, and was more inclined to support them directly, because the difference in price was negligible, and, well, the continual thriving of small presses make me happy.

I thought about it, but waited.

Corrie, that weekend, had an expiring coupon for a steep discount from DSW, a shoe store, and a pair of falling apart slip-ons, so we decided to go to Orange County and get some shoes. 

As we pulled into the mall's parking lot and found a spot, I remember saying, "Do you think they have a bookstore?" Mall's are all beginning to lose their bookstores. It's a sad sign of the times. The entrance we chose to walk in on happened to have a used-bookstore as the very first place you can see. Good sign, eh?

In a used bookstore there are a few writers I look for: Pynchon, Murakami, Denis Johnson, David Foster Wallace, Tom Robbins...I always look for Pynchon for other people; with Murakami you never know what'll be around; I still need a copy of Jesus' Son; there's only two Wallace novels I don't have (he only wrote three); and Tom Robbins is like Pynchon light.

Perusing the shelves, I found this instead:


It was marked as five bucks.

This is Mo Yan's second novel, and it's based on a true historical incident: an angry village stormed a government office when the government official wouldn't buy their crops.

Historical background: have you ever bought the mesh sock with the five or six bulbs of garlic for 99 cents? I have. I don't anymore, but not because I'm upset about supporting Chinese agricultural-industry over American. I just can't use that much garlic, and I cook dinners five or six times a week.

Well, in the late 1980s, the Chinese government went to villages and told the farmers that they should plant only garlic, and the government would pay handsomely for it because it would all get sold to the west. I guess in this particular year, there was a garlic glut, and too much garlic meant nobody got paid. So the good and angry farmers stormed the office.

Book observations: about halfway through, I can report a few things. One, something Norm and dad will be able to appreciate, the chapters oscillate between storylines and timelines, like our pal the Ruke-man. The first chapter has the arrest of one of the main characters after an "incident"--the storming and trashing of a government office. Our character's cousin get's away from the cops. The second chapter takes place maybe a year before the "incident", and shows the cousin from the first chapter's courting a young lady who's been betrothed to an old man.

One of Mo Yan's themes here is the conflict between the rural Chinese farming society and the Cultural Revolution's ideas about marriage and sexual freedom. Jinju, the young lady being wooed by Gao Ma, the big and studly cousin to Gao Yang, who get's arrested in the opening scene, has been betrothed to some old ass-hat, which is against the law. She's in love with Gao Ma, but that will ruin her family.

The odd chapters have the aftermath of the incident, and how Gao Yang's treated by the police, while the even chapters follow the tumultuous year leading up to the incident. The pattern breaks down around the middle of the book, as we follow Gao Ma off after his escape in the beginning of the first chapter (and of course by now we know him).

The material is pretty trippy, so I guess "hallucinatory realism" is not a bad descriptor.

But...but this book is almost like one long beat-down scene. That's what I would really tell someone about it. Every section of every chapter has some kind of ass-kicking, rib-breaking, projectile-vomiting thing going on. I think "oozed" is one of the most frequently used verbs, besides of course the regular verbs like "to be" and "to go" and their conjugated forms. There's one scene in a jail cell shared by four ladies. The four-guys-in-a-jail-cell scene happened earlier, and ended when one of the guys had to lap his own pee up off the floor. In the lady's scene, an older lady we're following, near the end of the scene, find her blanket is covered with lice. She starts to pluck them and squish 'em dead, only to find this is too tiring, so she decides to use her molars to crush the lice. She spits them out afterward. Using her few remaining teeth is much better for her, for their syrupy flavor almost makes her forget her situation.

Squishing lice with your molars and their sweet flavor making you almost forget about being jailed.

What else is there to say?

Day 22 and Balcony Links

Posts today are taken from the Observatory and consist of a discussion of the Lonely Harvest of a Long Beach Balcony Garden, as well as some of the more useless photographs taken from said balcony. Funny, though, that the balcony picture post was first, and ends with a weak lead-in to the Lonely Harvest post.

Oh well...they each have merits, though one is likely superior to the other...

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Light Weekend for Posting

We saw Argo last night after a long day on the bikes and subway.

I read a brief article from Brian Cashman, the GM of the Yankees, saying he'd listen to offers for A-Rod. Like there's a long line of teams who want to overpay for the services of the breaking down former superstar. Especially one who can't hit right-handed pitching at the most crucial point in the year.

I'm about half-way through The Garlic Ballads, one of the books from this year's literature Nobel laureate, Mo Yan, and I'll have a little anecdote about that coming up.


Saturday, October 20, 2012

Day 20 and No Links

I know I said I'd be posting each day, and I mostly have, which has turned into a strange chore.

In any case, today will be light, as this will probably be it for the day, as we have an adventure planned: a subway and bike trip to the Tar Pits, and then some sidewalk grilling, and then the old Long Beach Art Theater for their '20s Art Deco Single Screen movie experience of Argo.

Friday, October 19, 2012

All Mid-West Fall Classic?

The "Fall Classic" is the World Series, and this year, with Detroit ousting the Yankees, the East Coast is done, and with the Cardinals on the verge of ousting the Giants, the West Coast may be following suit soon enough.

Coastal baseball is regularly shoved in the faces of the public. Like the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry, or the Dodgers/Giants rivalry. The mid-west isn't totally unrecognized in the rivalry department, as one of the most heated rivalries in the game are the Cubbies/Cardinals.

The World Series last year sported two non-coastal cities: St. Louis and Dallas.

If the Cardinals beat the Giants, then I'll root for Detroit. I think that city can use something like that. I'll root for the Giants otherwise, which is blasphemous is my household growing up, but...meh...I like San Francisco the city, and if they win a major sporting championship, that's fine by me.

I don't want to talk anymore about the Yankees just yet...I wrote about it over here a little bit. Ug-guh-lee.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Day 18 Link Post #2

I stayed up late last night and got up early this morning, and wrote a few more posts.

The first was about one of the weird movies you can find on streaming Netflix, an artsy Mongolian film. Seriously...the post gives a humorous and rambling breakdown.

The next is a recent recipe from the food blog, about a cool way to carve chicken leg quarters and then how to cook them up nice.

I saw a missive on the web about A-Rod, and was inspired to do both a library blog post about his steroid exploits and a sports blog post about the rumor floating on the web concerning him.

So that's four Chef Gonzo pieces from this morning, one from each of the blogs, which is kinda cool.

Day 18 and a Travel Post Link

At this early hour I bring the readers of this blog a link to one of the more seldom used blogs this summer. Broken leg and all...

So, this is just a little talk about the Korean Friendship Bell with some pictures. It's pretty generic, llike many of the early or middling sports blog posts.

What are you going to do.

The Yanks were saved by the rain tonight. A-Rod sitting. Granderson sitting. Jeter out. Swisher and Cano and Russel Martin (and A-Rod and Grandy) all hitting under .200, with Russel hitting the closest.

And I've heard talk about A-Rod to Miami in a crazy trade rumor.

Well...next time anyone's out at out place in Long Beach, with a half-hour to kill, we'll go check out the Korean Friendship Bell. It's pretty cool.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Locked In

An anecdote that happened to Tony and me escaped my brain as I sped through that post about his recent visit.

As we were leaving San Luis for San Francisco, we decided to cruise through campus and catch a glimpse of how much Cal Poly's changed since our time there.

Whoa.

There's an entire new city built over by the old horse unit. It has a town square and a swimming pool and a basketball half-court and a sand volleyball court. Tony even remarked that their "downtown" was bigger and nicer than the one in his current town of Sulphur, in western Louisiana.

From the drive out of there, I was able to catch a glimpse of the older brand-new development up on the hill.


The newest part, the one we drove through, was named something like Poly Canyon Estates. I got nervous that they'd razed old Poly Canyon, an area out in the cut, in the mountains back off in the distance where students of yore built old structures and students/stoners of today go to, eh, enjoy the scenery.

Tony and I found the old dirt entrance, were relieved, and started out driving down it. Slowly we made our way to the end of the road, and saw that it was all fully intact. This next picture is from a distance, but shows the stuff we remember was still around:


When we got back to the front, ready to commence our trip around campus and quickly get back on the road north to the Bay Area, we noticed that we were now locked in. Can you see Tony's head popped out of the car?


Literally. The hydraulic gate that we didn't really notice on the way in was now shut, and unable to open. There was a warning sign on front about mountain lions (see it on the left above), and it had the phone number of the campus police. I called it and explained our situation. We were alums who got stuck behind the gate.

Eventually (there had been an accident and they'd forgotten about us) a campus cop came and opened the gate for us, and we had a quick talk with him as we drove out. It was all laughs and Aw shucks how these have changed and the like, and afterwards, as Tony and I slowly made our way back to the freeway, we marveled at how differently any conversation with a campus cop would have gone ten years ago.

It was one of those moments, where old meets shiny, and a gatekeeper--literally--in the middle trying to reconcile the voids.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

A Slasher Movie That Upends Cliches

'Tis the Halloween season, I suppose, judging from all the candy and pumpkins for sale at our grocery store. The weather would never let you know otherwise.

I'm here to say a few things about a slasher movie that Corrie and I just watched on Netflix. Slasher movies were never really my cup of cinema tea. I didn't grow up renting all the horror or blood&gore movies from the rental place, but only because...well, I don't know. They weren't frightening, maybe just uninteresting to me at the time. I don't even know what I would've rented before I started renting classics during high school.

In any case, slasher movies and horror movies are definitely not Corrie's type of movie, and nowadays it takes some coaxing to convince her to watch one with me.

I believe this post is most likely for Lupita.

So, the other day we turned off the lights and enjoyed the comedy slasher stylings of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. If you like this type of movie, you definitely should see this. It happily turns the normal tropes and cliches from slasher movies on their head.

There are two groups of folks; one is a young, wealthy, and beautiful group of college coeds going camping for a weekend; and the other group is a pair, two pals who would normally be considered hillbillies, who are two normal woodsy guys out to fix up a lakefront house they just bought.

Through jumping to conclusions and a misunderstood rescue, the college kids think the hillbillies are out to kidnap and kill a young lady who's from their group. She learns they're fine guys, and begins to help with some of the chores while they wait for her friends. Her fiends are spying on their place, and misinterpret her helping dig an outhouse as her being forced to dig her own grave.

Another scene that cracked me up was a little earlier in the movie when Tucker is out back with a chainsaw, ready to take care of some logs. He starts to cut into one, and hits an unseen beehive. Meanwhile the college kids are closing in on the house when they hear a chainsaw coming from out back. They start to get spooked, when all of a sudden Tucker, being swarmed by bees, comes running frantically from behind the house screaming and brandishing his chainsaw. Of course the college kids scramble, and one accidently impales himself on a felled tree.

This movie is fun and funny, and doesn't skimp of the brutal deaths, even if they mostly tend to be accidents and mishaps. I would fully recommend it for fans of the genre.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Yay.

Monday, October 15, 2012

An Unlikely Visitor

I was watching my Giants ultimately lose to Philly one Sunday night a few weeks ago when my phone rang. It was Tony, old roommate and Maltese copy of myself (I'm probably the Irish-Kraut-Franco copy of him), and he was coming to the Southland!

When? Well, tomorrow, to be exact! The very next Monday Tony would be flying to LAX, renting a car, and travelling to the Central Coast to see his mom and ailing grandparents, and then off to San Francisco to see his sister and her toddler. I had some time, and travelling with a companion is always more fun, so Tuesday the two of us went on a road trip.

Monday was an adventure all it's own, one that won't show up here, but may someday in another form.

But Tuesday, we took off for San Luis, as his grandparents live in Halcyon, a small town just south of the Arroyo Grande and the Five Cities area. Tony's mom was there helping his grandparents pack up their house, since they're moving closer to Cheryl in Monterrey. Tuesday was like so many other "arrival" days in SLO, days that offer fun and excitement and reminiscences, and that later will be most likely not remembered.

Wednesday had Tony heading to his grandparents in Halcyon, while I watched the A's/Rangers game, Game 162, a game that would decide the winner of the AL West division. Then I napped.

Thursday we headed to San Francisco, and spent time with Tony's sister and nephew. They live in the Mission, which I hear is considered ghetto, but her neighborhood that I saw was very nice. And their house has a great view from the balcony:


And here's another. I couldn't get over it. Awesome.


The next day we drove back to San Luis Obispo, and then the rest of the way to Long Beach. It was a long day of driving, Friday, and I drove the last stretch, SLO to LB. I made it in three hours flat.

Saturday we went off to see Corrie's cousin Jacob play in one of his many bands. The lead singer of Drive-by Truckers, Patterson Hood, lives in Athens, Georgia, just like musical prodigy Jacob, and they've connected; Jake plays cello on Patterson's newest solo album. They've been touring the west coast and staying in actual hotels (Patterson's a big enough draw to keep them off floors and out of broken down vans).

The venue was the Hollywood Cemetery. There is a Masonic Temple on the grounds, and that's where the show was held.

The color-light show was cool. Here's a picture of Patterson:


On Sunday Tony rented a bike and we all went on a "long" bike ride, but long only in our sense. Tony routinely makes bike rides longer than this back in Louisiana.

Thanks for coming out to visit, Tony, you're always welcome out in our neck of the woods.


Day 15

Here's another link to another mostly toss-away post on this blog's sister blog, the Observatory. Sometimes weird things occur in brain and then they get matched up with photographs.

I almost stopped this enterprise...it just seemed forced. And not enlightening enough. Once in a while I might have a real post for my readers, an original post up here.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Day 14 and a Throw-Away Post

The Giants are currently thumping the Niners, but we can only hope that lasts (no offense Ryan). It's Sunday and Corrie and I went on a long bike ride, and are relaxing now, getting ready for some sidewalk grilling.

For this lazy day, I've got a lazy post about finding a four-leaf clover in a bizarre spot.

So there's that...

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Day 13: Saturday the 13th

At it again, buckshot ideas all over. I've been ranting on the sports blog about the A's (not really), but that's over. For the first time all four of the division series went the distance, all the way to game five, and the Tigers and Yankees advance to duel for the World Series, and the two American League Cinderella teams, the A's and Orioles, are off till February.

In the National League, the past two World Series winners play for the chance to try to win another one, the Giants (2010) and Cardinals (2011).

Sports might not be the best segue to a post for the site for my brother and dad, but that's where I am right now. I guess I associate sports with my dad. In any case, this post I'm linking to is itself a sequel to another post I wrote about movies. It's weird and personal and about the same directors that populated the original post...here's a link for that one as well... 

I also put up a pair on the flags and logos site, just because they were ideas in my head. The first is, I guess, about movies we'd watch while hungover. The second is about, eh, how somethings look familiar and different simultaneously. That may be hard to picture how those two topics could somehow be a part of a Flag and Logo blog, but, it works.

Friday the 13th is on Saturday this month. Thanks, Pogo.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Some Day 12 Links and Ideas

I threw some posts together just to get ready early for Friday. This whole weird enterprise--posting links to other posts--makes me focus on weird things, like not focusing on randomness like my brain wants. Well, I guess it is the same, but I'm more conscious now of what I'm publishing, I guess.

So, here's some quick commentary on the Long Winter for Southland Baseball, just as the Palmed Land gets ready for the purple and gold.

Here's a quick post about a guy who just left it all behind, a quick post from my so-called Library Blog.

Lastly for this Day 12 post I leave you with some of the better executed tattoos I've found on the Internet. Shitty ones they have in no short supply, so these are kinda cool.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

From the: "Umm, No Thanks" File

I remember in Austin when these things got pretty popular, like a start-up company was taking a chance--and scoring, it seemed--on this, the least-fun looking water-recreational object:


Yup. That's a famous "Stand Up Paddle-board". The name of the company in Austin was something like "SUP" or "SUP Homies".

It's like a surfboard that you can't surf with...well, somebody surely can, but they're wider and shorter because they're designed to be stood-upon.

And it looks like he's sweeping. That's the paddle. This, though, isn't a slow moving area of the Colorado River named City Lake during a bulge in downtown Austin; this is the Pacific Ocean, and this guy isn't exactly right on the shore.

In my current state standing itself is finally shedding itself of the "iffy" characteristics that it exhibited just a few weeks ago, but balancing on a thin sheet of fiberglass on the ocean doesn't appeal to me. I bet, though, you can get some good looks at things under the water. If only there was something invented that could get you just as close (and maybe even a little closer) to the water, but where you could be sitting. 

Yeah, like on the crowded A-train, sitting trumps standing everyday.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Day 10

It's early on the tenth day of October, and I have a couple more posts for my few readers.

The first is from my Pop-Culture Wasteland blog, with the emphasis on the "Wasteland" aspect.

The second is a recent recipe from my food blog, Gonzo Cuisine, and it highlights how to best utilize rice leftovers.

Maybe I should leave just one post for each day?

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Day 9

I know I fell behind for a hot minute, but I'm back today with two things.

The first is about something I'm reading, but lives on my blog with Norm, about one of the forefathers to some of our favorite authors.

The second is about my triumphant return to biking.

This is a different kind of situation, what with trying to fill up the OG blog with posts that are links to other posts. Something new, anyway.

I've got some other stuff happening as well, but this might remain interesting (to me, maybe).

Saturday, October 6, 2012

A Closer Look at the Heart Symbol

So we all know the now-universal symbol of love, the "heart symbol":


The funny thing about this heart symbol is that, uh, does it really look like a heart? Like an anatomical human heart? It doesn't really, does it?

I guess it could, but for some reason it got adopted for this particular purpose. It's an image of love. No, the image of love.

Have you ever thought of the origins of the symbol?

The furthest back it seems to have appeared was on coins struck by the Roman Empire:


Holy shit! The Romans? Did they see this as a symbol of love?

Why would they put this image on a coin? Have I ever asked this many questions in a post before? 

Well, to the Romans, this was a very important thing. This is the seedpod for the silphium plant. And the silphium plant's seedpods did a wonderful thing for the Romans: they made an extremely effective contraceptive. The things looked like what we called a "heart shape", and they represented a highly effective contraceptive.

It was so important to the Romans that they put the image on their money. Also, it was so important that they actually fucked it to extinction. Literally.

But, the Romans were also a visual folk, and they likely, with their love of art and such, wouldn't have oriented this image like we do, as an un-curved inverted triangle. To them, how awesome, a contraceptive that looked just like a particular body part associated with the need for contraception:


Is it clear enough yet? To the Romans, the silphium seedpod looked just like a scrotum.

Our "heart shape" is really just a scrotal sack. Maybe knowing that helps with how we see the shape now:


Days 4 and 5, and Today:6

I've just returned from a quick whirlwind sojourn with Tony up the coast to see some of his family, and while I did leave my laptop at home, this is the kind of enterprise you can do without your own personal gear (unless you need to post photos). I did stumble a little with my ambitions, and I'll freely acknowledge it. But, I do have some more posts coming.

The A's! The Korean Friendship Bell! Life in the Mission!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Day 3 of Experiment Posts About, eh, Other Posts

Here's a link to one of my favorite blogs I keep, my so-called Library Blog. If any of my fair readers haven't seen that blog yet, the purpose and method--I write about how books came to my possession and what they do for me--are only just a little narcissistic, and the execution is usually more entertaining than it sounds.

That particular post is about Ernest Shackleton.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Day 2

I know the hour is late, but my Maltese Brother is running behind schedule, and I have some fun thoughts I'm going to dump for Day Two.

The first is a sports post about the baseball playoffs. The last sports got a few words from a reader, which is nice. And I was bitching, for sure.

The second is a post about some flags I like, but I swear it's more interesting than that makes it sound. It's about the colors of navy and gold, and stars and suns, and Inti, the Mesoamerican sun-god.

Have fun with those.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Changing Gears Again...Trying Something New

Back in January I started an experiment where I wanted to create only long-form artsy posts on this, the Caliboyinbrooklyn blog. And for a short time it was cool. But, I found I still had a bunch of ideas for things to write, tiny things and random things, and with the new direction for my "main" blog, I started a new blog, the Observatory, as a place to collect those things.

By February I was using both blogs in a similar fashion, and my little January experiment was over.

Now it's October, and I'm going to start another experiment. This month I'd like to expose more readers to more posts of my various blogs, and I'm going to try to post every single day this month, and here, on the original Caliboyinbrooklyn site, I plan on listing a link to the new post.

And this, being my dad's birthday (which creates its own series of posts), is also the first of the month, seems like a great day to start.

So here I go.

Here's a link to a a sports post about how the Lakers are screwing people who like to be disconnected.

Happy Birthday Dad

Today mark's my dad's birthday, and it's a cool one. I hope you have a great day and many more decades worth of these days.

Love you, dad, Happy Birthday!

Groomsmen at Dan's Wedding
Dad, me, Norm