Quite Possibly the Worst Haiku Written

I'm sure there's probably worse Haiku written than this...but maybe not...

I found a Haiku poem I wrote for a homework assignment during eighth grade in some old papers I still have with me, having lugged them--apparently--from Sac to SLO to Brooklyn...

I cracked up when I read it, at how lame such an effort was, but it was the second to last Haiku in the assignment, and the last one is at least, I don't know...

In any case, here you go:

"

My mind is going blank

I can't think of anything

I am now done

"

Is that not the epitome of pathetic lack of effort? Sometimes it's hard to believe I aced that class. I must have put forth effort at least occasionally. Homework was never my thing, but it's usually not most people's "thing"...